Kaku in my loftKaku in my loft!
There was a Kaku in my loft.
I didn't invite him.
He was jumping round for days.
And kept me up all night.
Kaku in my loft, Kaku in my loft.
I kicked him out, he seemed OK, the roof space was quite low anyway.
Within an hour, he'd snuck back in, the rest of CP9 had come with him.
'Cause Spanda was convinced
That they hadn't searched hard enough.
For Nico Robin.
Desmond the Notourious Sandwich TheifAre you sitting comfortably? I'm not; I'm sitting on a rhino. Anyway, on with the story!
Desmond the notorious sandwich thief!
There was once an ordinary boy whose name was Desmond Breadcrumb. He was 12 years old, with short, scruffy blond hair and small brown eyes. He lived in a normal town, in a normal street, with his mum and his dad.
One day, Desmond was reading a book, when his dad walked into the room, having just arrived home from work. On his way home, he had bought a cheap cheese and tomato sandwich at the local supermarket. He placed it on the coffee table; not noticing Desmond curled up on the sofa, then walked out of the room.
Desmond looked up, and saw the unguarded sandwich lying innocently on the table. Desmond looked around, and, when he was confident there was no-one around, cautiously got up and ATE THE SANDWICH!!!
Of course, when Desmond's dad came back in, he knew at once it was his crafty son who'd devoured his lunch. He was furious with Desmond, and sent him to hi