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Happy Birthday Kuma! The sequel for Karimslover!Happy Birthday Kuma! The sequel!
Kuma sighed imwardly, watching helplessly as his supposed allies completely trashed his house. There was that massive hole Garp had left in the wall....the music was far too loud...and the seagull on Sengoku's head had just come to life, now flying around the room in circles with Sengoku attached, looking deadly serious. Turning away slowly, Kuma made for his bedroom LIKE A NIIIIIINJAAAAA when suddenly...
"Bartholemew Francis Gerald Kuma!" a familiar voice shouted. Kuma froze, all the colour draing from his already pale face. He slowly turned around. Everyone else was standing still (save for Garp, who was eating donuts completely oblivious) like an army being inspected.
"M-m-mother!" Kuma gasped, "What are you doing here?"
"It's your birthday, sweetheart, of couse I was gonna come and see you! I see you're having a little party with your friends, how cute!" beamed the large figure that looked just like Kuma, except with breasts. And no glasses. And a b
Happy birthday Kuma!WARNING! THE FOLLOWING STORY MAY RUIN YOUR ABILITY TO TAKE SENGOKU, GARP AND THE SHIKIBUKAI SERIOUSLY EVER AGAIN. BUT NOT THE WORLD NOBLES. THEY WERE ALREADY HARD TO TAKE SERIOUSLY.
Sengoku, the World Nobles and the Shikibukai were all gathered round a bright green plastic table,wearing tiny party hats and slowly chewing cake. For it was Kuma's birthday party and he had (not) requested a party. In the corner there was some random guy in a pink rabbit costume jumping around singing Happy Birthday but no-one was listening. Apart from that, an awkward silence hung in the air.
"durrr" said Crocodile, in a pathetic attempt to start a conversation.
"I'm a retarded astronaut!" replied Charlos.
"I wonder where Garp could be...." muttered Sengoku as he swallowed downt he last motuhful of cake.
"And Doflamingo...KISHISHISHI" mused Gecko Moria.
Suddenly Garp burst through the wall, jumped onto Sengoku's head, did a seagull impression and inhlaed all the food on the table, including the table itse
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